boys its why i am happily single. and free to mingle amongest the trees
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boys its why i am happily single. and free to mingle amongest the trees
Tim, Have you been spying at my house? When I say hammock to my wife, I can almost see a little man inside her head locking the doors and shutting off the lights. Hate to distract her from the latest cute kitten picture someone has posted on her Facebook page!
Ugh... Facebook is a 4 letter word in my book. Hate hate hate it. I am so glad I stopped participating in that nonsense.
Of course now I'm spending almost as much time on here as I was on F-book.
Glad it's not just me that ignores her!!!!
I think I get away with it because I go "look what I'm getting for YOU sweetie." As long as she has the nicer hammock setup, I might be in the clear.
Oh so guilty. Of course I try to explain to my wife that I'm multitasking but she's wise enough to know that no man is capable of this.
I've tried the multitasking line on my girlfriend as well. Sometimes I think she gives up talking to me, for the same reason....hammocks. hammocks hammocks :)
The Missus is adamant that NOBODY, man or woman, can multitask--says it's just people trying to do two different things poorly. So, if I try to tell her I'm multitasking I place myself in even greater risk. Lately, though, when it looks like she's about to catch me, I fall to the floor and go limp as if I just had some kind of narcoleptic fit. After a minute or so I pop up and ask, "What were we talking about?" She usually rolls her eyes and walks away as I smile smugly to myself and think, "I think she bought it."