Well, it's almost as far as Canada...
...but you won't get your knives or bow confiscated on the way...
There're two hangs coming up here in Florida. One of 'em is fairly soon (the weekend of 10/7) and can be found here. This one requires a 2.2 mile hike in from the parking lot, but is apparently not terrible on the terrain from the YouTube videos I've seen of the trail.
The second one is coming up in January, over MLK weekend. The planning thread is here, and the sign-up sheet is here. This one is a car-camping deal, though if you want to hike, it's right on the Florida Trail. It's also right on Buck Lake, so you can canoe or kayak if that's your thing.
Hope to see you at one or the other!
Not an official hang but I am one of the choir
I am a Scoutmaster of a troop and we will be camping along the Katy Trail in October. Many of us are hammock campers and I would have no problem introducing you to the gang. Let me know if you have an interest.