My logic proving Dutch can indeed spin straw into Titanium
Originally Posted by lilricky
First, while I can not know, a prioiri, that Dutch makes his products out of straw, it makes logical sense that he can. Here's my proof;
Dutch sells Titanium products.
Dutch's products don't suck.
Given these three known facts, it follows that:
If Dutch tried to make something out of straws the final product could not be straw because those suck. Since we also know that everything Dutch makes is Titanium, and that Dutch makes nothing that sucks, it is only logical that Dutch can make Titanium out of straw provided the following:
1. He is not out hiking.
2. He can find some way to break free of the lovely ladies.
3. He wants to do it.
In fact, the only thing Dutch can't do is fail to impress.