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My grandmother always told my mother "I don't know why you ask for my advice, you always do what you d*** well please anyway"

So though I appreciate the advice, I ended up hanging from the 4x4...

I only have a few trees in my yard, so I'm hoping to hang from one that's near the house. My porch has a post that is about 11 feet from the tree (if I go about 2/3 of the way down from it) and I...