they found him hanging

[Kroma]

they found him hanging
from 8" continuous loops - amsteel
his body spread across
1.6 ounce per square yard - hexon

he looks peaceful now

[old4hats]

May he rest in peace.

[Stubbed my toe]

The rain pattered down.
Dark and cold but warm and snug,
then he had to pee.

[Pyrogen]

Once upon a frosty eve
a hammocker warmly sway,
when suddenly the wild urge did thieve
the hammocker's restful lay.

Up he got without a thought
his swaddle warm and dry,
to venture forth and pop a squat
beneath a cloudless sky.

To his chagrin did he commence
to pass a pungent dung,
in haste made waste without commonsense
not far from where he's hung.

[Georgia_boy]

Once upon a frosty eve
a hammocker warmly sway,
when suddenly the wild urge did thieve
the hammocker's restful lay.

Up he got without a thought
his swaddle warm and dry,
to venture forth and pop a squat
beneath a cloudless sky.

To his chagrin did he commence
to pass a pungent dung,
in haste made waste without commonsense
not far from where he's hung.

Bwahahaha!

[jgibby]

that is awesome. Gonna have to remember that one.

Once upon a frosty eve
a hammocker warmly sway,
when suddenly the wild urge did thieve
the hammocker's restful lay.

Up he got without a thought
his swaddle warm and dry,
to venture forth and pop a squat
beneath a cloudless sky.

To his chagrin did he commence
to pass a pungent dung,
in haste made waste without commonsense
not far from where he's hung.

[pfeif]

Once upon a frosty eve
a hammocker warmly sway,
when suddenly the wild urge did thieve
the hammocker's restful lay.

Up he got without a thought
his swaddle warm and dry,
to venture forth and pop a squat
beneath a cloudless sky.

To his chagrin did he commence
to pass a pungent dung,
in haste made waste without commonsense
not far from where he's hung.

Fabulous!!!!

[Slugger]

Once upon a frosty eve
a hammocker warmly sway,
when suddenly the wild urge did thieve
the hammocker's restful lay.

Up he got without a thought
his swaddle warm and dry,
to venture forth and pop a squat
beneath a cloudless sky.

To his chagrin did he commence
to pass a pungent dung,
in haste made waste without commonsense
not far from where he's hung.

[larrybourgeois]

they found him hanging
from 8" continuous loops - amsteel
his body spread across
1.6 ounce per square yard - hexon

he looks peaceful now

Ya, and only an hour ago he was whining about his sore back and stuff, can't sleep, he says. LarryB

[Scarecrow]

You fellas are some fine poets. Hahaha, thanks for the good laugh. Needed it after a day like today