I was gifted a dutch hook and I lost it. Dutch doesn't know and didn't ask me about it either.

[Strung out]

This customer service just isn't as good as I have heard on the internets.
I cannot believe Dutch didn't install my hardware personally.

I sent a friend to good ol' dutchware.com to get some of that fancy strang for his tarp and some other bling.
I asked this friend to grab me a dutch hook while he was a shoppin.

We met at the pub and I received said tiny bling. We exchanged smiles and I put it in my watch pocket.

3 weeks later and I must have washed them pants and it fell out somewhere.

Moral of the story, Dutchware belongs on your gear, not in your pockets.

Thanks for running a great store Dutch.
This friend went from zero to full hammock setup this season.
We will have many good nights in the woods together.

Stay elevated my friends.

[Speedogomer]

Don't drink and Dutch.

[Flash Grundelore]

Dutch has new "BlingBags" just for this very reason!

[Trees company]

I wonder how titanium shows up on my metal detector?

[MikekiM]

Time for a washer-dive... it's probably down in the bottom of your washing machine!! Call out the scuba team

[Dutch]

You can't have another since you didn't take care of the first one. Use a horseshoe instead.

[Theguywitheyebrows]

You can't have another since you didn't take care of the first one. Use a horseshoe instead.

....tears....i have tears on my face...lol

[MikekiM]

You can't have another since you didn't take care of the first one. Use a horseshoe instead.

^^^That there is hysterical^^^

[Slugger]

You can't have another since you didn't take care of the first one. Use a horseshoe instead.

Always wondered what inspired your designs Dutch!

Give it a day or so...someone will post a picture here using their webbing with a horseshoe!

[sqidmark]

Always wondered what inspired your designs Dutch!

Give it a day or so...someone will post a picture here using their webbing with a horseshoe!

And not just any horseshoe, a Ti horseshoe, aka "Blingshoe".