Another shout-out for the awesome elves at Dutchware!

[LTMillar]

After going back and forth on details for a custom 2T's Hammock Chair I had one last question asked of me. I answered that question and that very same day received my shipping notice!

It's on its way and I do believe that I've taken more than twice as much time making my decisions than Dutch and co. spent making my multi-purpose chair/pack cover/gear hammock thingie.

Thinking it over and knowing how quickly things ship to me from Dutchware, it's more than twice the time for me to make my decisions that it did for them to make it AND USPS to ship it to me!

Waiting anxiously for my new pack cover!

[Hangandy]

People suggest that Dutch's helpers are elves. That seems to me more North Pole thinking.

I personally lean toward them being dwarves. As Wikipedia suggests, "A dwarf is a human-shaped entity that dwells in mountains... and is variously associated with wisdom... and crafting."

In fact, Dutch could work this into his whole marketing focus.

For example;

"Here at Dutchware Gear our products are Bifur the most Ori-ginal materials we could Bofur. The Fili of our fabrics is so soft, you would Kili for Oin of our hammocks. So rugged they are Bombur-proof, you will a-Dori each item Ori we will gladly refund your money. Nori would you ever find better craftsmanship. We have had several Gloin reviews. Materials well-Balinced. We spend a great deal of time Dwalin on providing you something that you will happily be Thorin into your pack for every one of your adventures, whether you are hiking there, or back again. Next time you're in the the Shire, give us a ring, because crafting great hiking gear is just a Hobbit of ours."

I can just picture Dutch doing inspection on a hammock and finding a loose thread and then crying aloud,

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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