Hammock Day

**Hooch** · 07-13-2007, 08:36

My turn:

Hammock sewn so well
do it yourself job well done
makes hanging worth while

Is that right?

**Hooch** · 07-13-2007, 08:39

Or:

Dropped on butt again
should have checked that seam once more
man that really hurt

**GrizzlyAdams** · 07-13-2007, 08:51

Originally Posted by Hooch

Or:

Dropped on butt again
should have checked that seam once more
man that really hurt

5-7-5, you've got it. And I like them!

Grizz

**sk8rs_dad** · 07-13-2007, 09:31

butt in hammock rests
as straps hug tree bark gently
doggerel haiku

-- find the hidden message, and one really smelly pun/wordplay

**Cannibal** · 07-13-2007, 09:39

Had to try it, first since 1982!

Hanging from the trees
I love to swing with the breeze
Sure hope I don't freeze

**blackbishop351** · 07-13-2007, 14:40

Maybe we should hold a Hammock Haiku contests to celebrate Hammock Day? Seems like a lot of you guys are enjoying those.. Me, not so much...I'm not a terribly creative person

I do like reading yours, though!

**Cannibal** · 07-13-2007, 14:49

BB, I'll be happy to write haikus if it means you'll keep banging out those DIY instuctions and answering math questions for those of us that are number challenged!

I laugh every day that I go to work as a banker.

**Hooch** · 07-13-2007, 14:51

Originally Posted by Cannibal

I laugh every day that I go to work as a banker.

I dunno about that one Cannibal. If I had to go to work as a banker, I'd probably cry.

**angrysparrow** · 07-13-2007, 14:52

Originally Posted by blackbishop351

Maybe we should hold a Hammock Haiku contests to celebrate Hammock Day? Seems like a lot of you guys are enjoying those.. Me, not so much...I'm not a terribly creative person

I do like reading yours, though!

Bishop can't write Haikus
Hammock Day shall bring forth words
Maybe then he'll try