Dutch Biner????

**Grey Poupon** · 07-31-2010, 13:29

Originally Posted by Hawk-eye

Dutch clips? They're the old technology ... step into the new era of THE DUTCHMAN

Doh! Dutch BINERS! That's what I meant!

**pedro** · 07-31-2010, 13:34

Originally Posted by Hawk-eye

I've heard rumors that they are capable of being able to warp the fabric of time itself!

Actually, I've heard that they pleat the fabric of time. And form a flat-felled seam in space.

**Hawk-eye** · 07-31-2010, 13:44

Originally Posted by pedro

Actually, I've heard that they pleat the fabric of time. And form a flat-felled seam in space.

OH NOW YA DUN IT!!!!!!! That was a state secret ... Dutch knows people that know people ... know anyone that can get you into the Witness Protection Program?

**G.L.P.** · 07-31-2010, 20:38

Originally Posted by Hawk-eye

OH NOW YA DUN IT!!!!!!! That was a state secret ... Dutch knows people that know people ... know anyone that can get you into the Witness Protection Program?

yeah he does....last time i hung with him...i woke up, duct taped to a hammock..and they...yea They had mind probes stuck in my head...and ....and......and....there was 3 of him

They said it was just a dream.........

All i know is when the microwave is being used....i start twitching...

............what was i just talking about

oh yeah ...kitty kats

**angrysparrow** · 08-02-2010, 21:29

So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?

**G.L.P.** · 08-02-2010, 21:51

Originally Posted by angrysparrow

So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?

i don't think anyone can figure Dutch out...let alone his Biner

**GrizzlyAdams** · 08-02-2010, 23:40

Originally Posted by angrysparrow

So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?

yeah, so I think I have it.

Two things always consistent about Dutch. One is that he clones stuff that he likes, and second, he can't spel.

Also he is a closet stove junkie.

So I think what he's done is some cheap knock-off of the Beaner Backpacking stove. (That's BEANER Dutch, not BINER. gesh.) Probably makes them out of aluminum cans or something. Will be selling them for $19.99 each to the first 100 callers. Or something.

**oldgringo** · 08-03-2010, 03:40

But, Wait!

**G.L.P.** · 08-03-2010, 07:36

Originally Posted by GrizzlyAdams

yeah, so I think I have it.

Two things always consistent about Dutch. One is that he clones stuff that he likes, and second, he can't spel.

Also he is a closet stove junkie.

So I think what he's done is some cheap knock-off of the Beaner Backpacking stove. (That's BEANER Dutch, not BINER. gesh.) Probably makes them out of aluminum cans or something. Will be selling them for $19.99 each to the first 100 callers. Or something.

he calls me a stove junkie......LOL
or it could be a new hair product ...you know how he is when it comes to his hair

**Hawk-eye** · 08-03-2010, 07:37

Thanks Dutch (I think) for the pair of genuine "Dutch Biners". Not exactly what I was thinking they were ... but guess it's the thought that counts not necessarily the gift ... huh?