<Camera pans across barren wilderness, not a tree in sight>
Elderly Woman: "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
*Duh duh du DAN!*
Dutch Binerman: "I'll save them!"
Elderly Woman: "Oh thank you Dutch Binerman! You not only saved the children but also the *beep* *beep* *beepity* *beeps*. All hail Dutch Binerman"
The Harrowing Adventures of DUTCH BINERMAN! Coming soon to a hammock near you!