The Perfect Hammock(s)

[Bradley]

. . . My bowels have yet to detect my awakening.

That would be a return to youth,
My daughters sleep nine hours and when awaken don't even go potty for an hour or so . . .

. . . Whatever piece of nylon fortunate enough to be lifting me upward. Perfection.
Shug

Now IMO, that's hitting the head of the finishing nail.