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    Talking Funny now, not funny then

    HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE?
    I just returned from my first overnight in the Hoosier National Forest with my new HH Ultralite Backpacker and Super Shelter. The good news is that I returned a real beleiver. I had the best rest ever on the trail. I am glad I went alone though, because I surely would have gotten a laugh.
    I had set up in the garage before I went but I had not practiced with a mat.
    I set up and put my BA Pad and BA Lost Ranger in the hammock and got in through the bottom slot. I didn't feel like I was laying on my mat just right, so I would kind of hop up and jerk the pad and bag over to one side under me. To get the center of gravity right over the pad I kept doing this until I felt like I was finally laying right and felt like I would be comfortable for awhile. But when I looked out to see the camp, I noticed I could not see through the bug net. I felt the elastic tie downs up the side of the hommock instead of being to the sides as they should be, so I turned on my headlamp and @$%&*, the slit where I could get out of the hammock was on top! I had one hell of a time getting out of that thing.
    Finally I got out half exhausted, and determined that maybe I had too much air in the Big Agnus pad. I took half of the air out and got back in and it was better, then I let half the air out again and found myself very comfortable for the rest of the night.
    I was sure glad no one was there hearing me trying to get the hammock right side up so I could get out of it. Had I been in the middle of a bear attack I would have resembled a big taco to the bear, and easy lunch.
    Well, If you repeat this story I will deny it!
    I love my HH and can't wait to get out there again. Just thought I should elaborate on my first experience. Mule

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    no you're not the first... welcome to the club<G>.
    i haven't had that experience myself but i'm sure one or two others will chime in.
    and welcome to HF. ...tim
    I too will something make and joy in it's making

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    Welcome to the forum Skskinner,

    That was pretty darn funny.
    "Every day above ground is a good day"

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    Thanks, I have been enjoying the forums for some time now. A really great site. Mule
    Predictions are risky, especially when it comes to the future.

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    Been there, squirmed out of that. Turns out the top slit is not nearly as convenient as the bottom slit.

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    didn't use the side lines to tie out the hammock?

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    I used to laugh at this story and wonder how in the hell someone could flip themselves and not realize it. That is until a few days ago. Now, I just bid you a warm welcome and tell you that you are not alone in your shame.

    I blame the pads; it’s their fault they won't cooperate in the HH!

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    i was thinking there was a thread about people flipping the hh, but i couldn't find it.
    I too will something make and joy in it's making

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    I don't think anyone has been brave enough to start a thread; it just gets thrown into the mix from time to time.

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    What a Laugh!

    There are so many good comedians on this site.... I like it. By the way, not knowing #&% about the ins and outs of the HH, I have purchased probably three times the amount of gear that's I'm actually going to need. The good part is as all of you give everyone else your advice and opinions, I will be able to say, "Yeh! I got one of those." Mule
    Predictions are risky, especially when it comes to the future.

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