When your mechanic talks about suspension troubles, and you baffled look at him and say: whats wrong with my whoopies...
/Bomber
/Bomber.LTD
Member of the infamous "Hyperborean Hang Gang"
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison"If there is anything bigger than my ego in here, i want it dragged outside and shot"!!!-Zap Brannigan
To much time on your hands? Waste some time here
You replace your recliner with a hammock and stand!
You never look a two trees the same way again.
Ken T.
“Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world.”
― John Muir
Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. - Agent Simmons
"With your eyes closed you can't tell the difference between Tyvek and Cuben." - Knotty
If you can eyeball a 30 degree hang angle to within 1/10th.
or
If you can eyeball 15 feet between trees to within 1/8th inch.
or
you argue the stealthiness of tarp colours at various distances.
or
you know the weight of all your gear down to the last gram.
Cheers
Brian
You look for the seemingly most inhospitable spot to set up camp, the side of the hill, over the iceberg'd campsite, over the creek...
Acer
It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Formerly known as Acercanto, my trail name is MacGuyver to some, and Pucker Factor to others.
It's not procrastinating, its proactively delaying the implementation of the energy-intensive phase of the project until the enthusiasm factor is at its maximum effectiveness. - Randy Glasbergen
You demonstrate a couple knots while helping someone tie their kayak to the car roof, and they ask if you were military or a boy scout
you might be a hanger if your getting yelled at from your fiance to put down your phone and gett off HF while helping her shop at victoria's secrects (and no I am not makeing this up)
Sometimes I like to hike and think, And sometimes I just like to hike.
Hiking is'ent about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to hike in the rain.
You might be a hammock hanger if you tell your wife about the adventures of Shug, Grizzly Adams, Hawkeye, Hickory, Stormcrow, etc. ...
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