Smacked in the face by girlfriend

**graciious** · 02-11-2011, 07:18

I am sure I have been smacked a few times myself, but it has never had anything to do with a hammock. Thanks for the laugh this morning!

**Veto 65** · 02-11-2011, 07:31

That was quick thinking for a laugh but you didn't think about ducking.

**STinGa** · 02-11-2011, 10:23

My smacks are usually followed by the comment " ... my 43 years old husband with a 18 year old mind." or " ... I was so innocent until I met you, now I am getting all of the inuendos that I used to miss (turn on sarcasm) Thanks A Lot! (turn off sarcasm)."

Thank goodness my smacks are signs of affection.

STinGa

**Tourezrick** · 02-11-2011, 17:23

Guess I'm showing my age by remembering the lyrics to a Mickey and Sylvia song, but it seemed to fit, at least in my addled head. If you aren't old enough to remember the song, do a "Rosanne Roseannadanna" on the subject.

Originally Posted by Kermit

Perhaps you've seen my threads about waiting for and/or receiving my 4 Season 3/4 Phoenix underquilt.

I suppose it matters not if you have or if you have not.

So....

Yesterday I was in the backyard messing around with my setup with my latest addition, said underquilt.

I come inside and she asks "Whats' that thing underneath your hammock, it looks like a tube."

I ponder for a moment and reply, "It's my under....it's my hampon."

Smack.

**antihonda** · 02-12-2011, 12:37

so how is she adapting to only having one hand ??? and what did you use to cut it off with my wife know ill use my handy woodmans pal

**grampa** · 02-12-2011, 14:15

Originally Posted by STinGa

My smacks are usually followed by the comment " ... my 43 years old husband with a 18 year old mind." or " ... I was so innocent until I met you, now I am getting all of the inuendos that I used to miss (turn on sarcasm) Thanks A Lot! (turn off sarcasm)."

Thank goodness my smacks are signs of affection.

STinGa

To which I usually reply, "But honey, you taught me everything I know about that!"

Ouch! Smack number two!!!

**TheTorch** · 02-16-2011, 23:05

Hahahahahahahahaha i laughed so hard.

**eflat7** · 02-17-2011, 14:49

My wife could have cared less if there would have been an octopus stuck on the bottom of my hammock.

I wish she were, but she isnt interested at all period.