Something is wrong here..

[Cannibal]

I'm gonna find me some female bear pheromones and spray his hammock. I'd rather be a piñata than a sex doll! LOL!!!

[Nest]

No, only in relation to hanging. And as of today, smearing honey on the bottom of my hammock while I'm asleep and effectively turning me into a bear piñata doesn't count either!

We never said that doesn't count. If you fall you fall.

Just throw some beef jerky in and around his hammock.

My dog will eat it first. Unless I smell it, then I will fight him for it. Make sure it is the spicy kind, I like it the most.

I'm gonna find me some female bear pheromones and spray his hammock. I'd rather be a piñata than a sex doll! LOL!!!

You carry bear "sex juice" on the trail and I'll make sure you get a humiliating trail name.

[Walking Bear]

I went hiking with someone by the same name, but she's a nudist not a Buddhist.

I would think that would bring a not the

[Tobit]

I would think that would bring a not the

Depends on what she looked like.

- JT

[Nest]

Depends on what she looked like.

- JT

Ewww, I'm thikning Chewbacca.

[Tobit]

I wonder if all the big foot sightings could just be a big woman who has been on the trail for too long?

- JT

[Preacha Man]

I wonder if all the big foot sightings could just be a big woman who has been on the trail for too long?

- JT

Maybe that is who Jeanette is, out there with a pocket mail. I never got her PM either, but it would be fun if she tried to convert me