**Best Yoda voice**

DIY?? DIY is the path to the Dark Side!

No money leads to stuff sacks...

Stuff sacks lead to snakeskins...

Snakskins lead to suspensions...

Suspensions lead to homemade hammocks...

Homemade hammocks lead to quilts...

Quilts lead to warm hammocks...

Warm hammocks lead to tarps...

Tarps lead to CAT tarps...

Cat tarps lead to...

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Once you get a sewing machine in your house, forever will it dominate your destiny!