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    I like this one:
    "The National Parks system is posting new bear signs...warning them to watch out for Chuck Norris"

    by LawDawg

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    Chuck Norris only camps in winter, this is why Bears hybernate - out of fear.
    Those who expect disappointment are never disappointed.

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    I heard Chuck Norris went fishing once.
    Those who expect disappointment are never disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gRaFFiX View Post
    I heard Chuck Norris went fishing once.
    LOL good one

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    Type "Find Chuck Norris" into Google and hit the I'm feeling lucky button

    Thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveBromley View Post
    Type "Find Chuck Norris" into Google and hit the I'm feeling lucky button

    Thats funny

    Dave
    But so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveBromley View Post
    Type "Find Chuck Norris" into Google and hit the I'm feeling lucky button

    Thats funny

    Dave
    I'm showing that one to the Missus!

    Chuck Norris uses his own aura as a wind-proof, water-proof, and sound proof tarp (which, of course, is why he doesn't ultralight hike--his aura is so heavy it bends light).
    You're gonna need a bigger hammock

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