Not sure what the landlord is going to say yet. Bit worried about it! lol. I have never ever seen that much water in my life coming at me. It was like some emergency ER between me and my pop. The looks on our faces. I haven't told them about the hammock part yet. Just mentioned that I was trying to hang something up. The maint. guy seemed understanding actually. Maybe it was the fact that he was staring at two wet freaked out dudes. Wow wow wow. I am tired this morning. You know what. We get wiser everyday and if you don't laugh at this cra#.... it will drive you insane. My wallet is the only thing crying. Other than that.... whatever. Life is too short.