Heck, The Missus has threatened to impose dire consequences the next time she catches me with more cordage or making more gear, so if we're going to change the acronyms, it should more accurately reflect the affliction... I would call it HORROR--Horrifying Onset of Rage Running Overly Rampant. Or maybe SATAN--Spousal Aggression Turning Awfully Norris-esque.
Sadly, the name "The Missus" is a misnomer... The Missus never misses; be it a backhand, jab, right cross, or good old fashioned Chuck Norris-roundhouse-kick-to-the-face, they are all executed with the deadliest accuracy. Oops, gotta go. I can hear the Missus walking down the hall, and I've got to hide all evidence of the candle lantern I've been mak...
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