A new dutchwares product for whoopie suspensions

[JalapeñoBen]

I'd think a new iPhone was coming out - all the anticipation. Does Dutch have an Ad agency to create the stir?

Dutch Keynote presentation FTW! I can see him now... coming out in a black turtleneck and jeans with a bottle of water.

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yeah id be willing to be that if Dutch said "its new, its Ti and obviously awesome, costs $XX" wed all pay now and wait by the mail box (never to see when he posts here what it actually is)...

i havent seen a bad thing come out of his workshop.

[Jazilla]

maybe hes finally releasing the hammockless suspension....

Or a suspensionless hammock

[TehNoff]

Or a suspensionless hammock

This just in, Dutch now selling antigravity! $35.99 a bottle.

[KerMegan]

i havent seen a bad thing come out of his workshop.

I dunno; that 'thong hammock' he used in one video looked a little precarious...

[thegreatjesse]

[lymphocytosis]

I think we need to get that poor cat an upgrade from the zip tie suspension, at any rate.

[Les Rust]

This is worth it, if for nothing else than the anticipation that it generates here on HF. I suspect that instead of titanium Dutch has actually created a new element that works solely by mental thought waves--it hangs because we think it hangs! It is ultralightweight because we already have it in our heads! Actually, I'm like the rest of you, I'm excited to see what's coming next! Hurry, Dutch!

[ShadowAlpha]

I think we need to get that poor cat an upgrade from the zip tie suspension, at any rate.

That cat has a stylin' little room there!

[turnerminator]

My money is on a captive Ti whoopie hook

If its Dutch glue, I don't want any .