uh-oh wife found out

[redhawktx]

Wife just discovered that what was her sleeping bag is now my UQ. If no one hears from me soon ... send help ... gotta go ...

[Aven]

So you're getting her a better sleeping bag right? You've told her this haven't you.

[huauqui]

We await your return from the hospital

[timabababaluka]

We await your return from the hospital

There is no coming back from that undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn no traveller returns. Alas, poor Redhawktx. I knew him, Horatio.

Some other things that will send a husband to the underworld:

...Making ANY change to the settings on the thread injector.
...refering to the sewing machine as "the thread injector."
...using the washing machine to dye mule tape black.
...running a load of whites after you have used the washing machine to dye mule tape black.
...joking about using the bathtub to dye mule tape black.
...actually using the bathtub for aforementioned purpose the next day.
...using the special scissors to cut tyvek.
...continuing to call the sewing machine a "thread injector."
...disappearing into the garage for "hours on end" to make hammocks or tarps or alcohol stoves or modified Wally-world blue ccf pads or hammock stands or bushbuddy stoves or whoopie slings or tarp tie-outs and etc.
...disappearing into the backyard for "hours on end" everytime the weather is nice for the sole purpose of setting up gear and tweaking the setup.
...disappearing into the backyard for "hours on end" eveytime the weather is bad for the sole purpose of setting up gear in windy/rainy/lightning-y/hail-y/dark-y conditions.
...not putting the children to bed because you are too busy posting on hammock forums.
...posting about not putting the children to bed after the third "suggestion" that you should be putting the children to bed.
...not putting the children to bed immediately after the Missus goes to the kitchen to grab a meat cleaver so that she can, one last time, "discuss" putting the children to bed...

Oops! The cleaver means the Missus means business. See you in the undiscovere'd country.

[SmokeBait]

I'll add one more to timabababaluka's list...using her good scissors to cut Amsteel Blue. I only did that once and will never do it again

[rhjanes]

Remember, making a man sleep on the couch, isn't too much of a punishment. It's like camping.

[ShadowAlpha]

There is no coming back from that undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn no traveller returns. Alas, poor Redhawktx. I knew him, Horatio.

Some other things that will send a husband to the underworld:

...Making ANY change to the settings on the thread injector.
...refering to the sewing machine as "the thread injector."
...using the washing machine to dye mule tape black.
...running a load of whites after you have used the washing machine to dye mule tape black.
...joking about using the bathtub to dye mule tape black.
...actually using the bathtub for aforementioned purpose the next day.
...using the special scissors to cut tyvek.
...continuing to call the sewing machine a "thread injector."
...disappearing into the garage for "hours on end" to make hammocks or tarps or alcohol stoves or modified Wally-world blue ccf pads or hammock stands or bushbuddy stoves or whoopie slings or tarp tie-outs and etc.
...disappearing into the backyard for "hours on end" everytime the weather is nice for the sole purpose of setting up gear and tweaking the setup.
...disappearing into the backyard for "hours on end" eveytime the weather is bad for the sole purpose of setting up gear in windy/rainy/lightning-y/hail-y/dark-y conditions.
...not putting the children to bed because you are too busy posting on hammock forums.
...posting about not putting the children to bed after the third "suggestion" that you should be putting the children to bed.
...not putting the children to bed immediately after the Missus goes to the kitchen to grab a meat cleaver so that she can, one last time, "discuss" putting the children to bed...

Oops! The cleaver means the Missus means business. See you in the undiscovere'd country.

Thats Funny!

sounds perfectly normal to me

[JPsax]

There is no coming back from that undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn no traveller returns. Alas, poor Redhawktx. I knew him, Horatio.

Shakespeare is the king of phallic puns....hands down.

Sorry to hear about the impending doom Redhawk.....my girlfriend has yet to find out I stole some of her sheets to make a little folding chair. Im probably next 0_0

[Halli]

It's easier to obtain forgiveness than permission.

[Bomber]

Wife just discovered that what was her sleeping bag is now my UQ. If no one hears from me soon ... send help ... gotta go ...

You're on deep water.... never mess with the boss(wife) unless it's to her advantage