warbonnet announcement

**JalapeñoBen** · 11-01-2011, 15:51

Originally Posted by Cannibal

Sorry, I called dibs last December the first time I laid down in it.

Plus, I think you'll have to take the 3rd position in the laser tag duel. Mustardman and I have been arguing "dibs" for months and I think a laser tag, or airsoft, match may just be the best way to settle it. Very good idea!

For the record: The ElDorado is off the table for any discussion. There is only one exception; I would entertain trading it for a personal JetPack. No guarantees, but I will consider it.

O.K. Here it is... each participant (we'll just set an arbitrary limit of 3 persons

) shall get a kitty, this kitty cannot be more than 1 year old. Each kitty must have a laser attached to a helmet strapped to the head. May the best kitteh win.

P.S. I'm getting a friggin' TIGER!

#WINNING!

I just so happen to have a jet pack... it runs on CO2. Max speed is 35mph and altitude 1k ft. Send me the Eldorado, and I'll send over the Jet Pack and a Waffle House gift card. **NOTE** NOT responsible for lost mail

**Cannibal** · 11-01-2011, 15:54

Originally Posted by Syb

I was really waiting for one of those, "pry it from my cold, dead hands" type of comment

.

With hammocks and CBS, it would be more like:
"You can have my hammock, when you peel it from my cold, dead derriere"

Originally Posted by EastCoastFeastCoast

I just so happen to have a jet pack... it runs on CO2. Max speed is 35mph and altitude 1k ft. Send me the Eldorado, and I'll send over the Jet Pack and a Waffle House gift card. **NOTE** NOT responsible for lost mail

That comes with a Nigerian Lottery ticket too, right?

**JalapeñoBen** · 11-01-2011, 16:02

Originally Posted by Cannibal

With hammocks and CBS, it would be more like:
"You can have my hammock, when you peel it from my cold, dead derriere"

That comes with a Nigerian Lottery ticket too, right?

The Waffle House gift card is for 100 bucks... that's like a lifetime meal ticket! You drive a hard bargain... how 'bout I also throw in a HF Buff?

**Cannibal** · 11-01-2011, 16:07

Nah, I don't drink enough anymore to ever be able to use that many Waffle House bucks.

You're just going to have to wait, pray, dance, cloud-seed, whatever for Brandon to make another Warbonnet Announcement thread announcing the comeback of the ElDorado. Don't expect to see it any time soon. Although, that would be really, really, really cool...and also illegal given the current state of patents. Assuming of course, it still had the tieouts in question. Hmmmmmm?

**JalapeñoBen** · 11-01-2011, 16:09

Originally Posted by Cannibal

Nah, I don't drink enough anymore to ever be able to use that many Waffle House bucks.

You're just going to have to wait, pray, dance, cloud-seed, whatever for Brandon to make another Warbonnet Announcement thread announcing the comeback of the ElDorado. Don't expect to see it any time soon. Although, that would be really, really, really cool...and also illegal given the current state of patents. Assuming of course, it still had the tieouts in question. Hmmmmmm?

So we have 2 options-

1. Change the tie outs and produce another type of hammock while he still has all this other stuff on his plate (backlog orders, new bridge hammock, new shop)

2. Buy out the company that owns the patents google-style.

Good odds either way.

P.S. What was this thread about again? Oh well!

**Dutch** · 11-01-2011, 16:39

Congrats on the new shop and wrapping things up. I bet ke your gear it is well thought out. I'm ready for my tour.

**Rockdawg69** · 11-01-2011, 17:28

Well congrats, but you know the drill here - no pics - it didn't happen.

**BigA** · 11-01-2011, 19:14

Glad to hear you have a new place. The wife will be calling you to get an order put in. I emailed you several months ago about your hammock (I'm the 6'7" guy). It will be my first one and I cannot wait until Christmas gets here. I am getting the superfly as well. Not sure how the winter thing is going to work out, but I am jacked to get started!