Nest Has It Rough

**RAW** · 05-14-2008, 09:59

Originally Posted by Hooch

With a chick that cute, I'd call it dynamic.

Is the first pic of Pearl?
I can't quite tell.

She is cute. But you didn't hear me say that.

**Hooch** · 05-14-2008, 10:03

Originally Posted by RAW

Is the first pic of Pearl?
I can't quite tell.

She is cute. But you didn't hear me say that.

The first pic does look like Pearl, who I agree, is a very pretty young woman. Dunno who the second is, but a cutie nonetheless.

**Shadowmoss** · 05-14-2008, 11:05

He has OTHER women in his hammock!!! NOOOOOO!!!

well... ok.

I'm still brokenhearted that he's on the trail now, though (and that I'm not).

**negrone** · 05-14-2008, 11:40

sex in a hammock? tafetta supports the dynamics?

**Iafte** · 05-14-2008, 11:49

Sure looks like he is having a rough time. Hope this doesn't slow him down.

**negrone** · 05-14-2008, 11:56

10 minutes is enough, then sleep. verifying and luck

**Shadowmoss** · 05-14-2008, 12:57

Wonder if those females know to verify the location of his Mom (Lost, for those who don't know) BEFORE getting into the hammock. Still remember how my heart stopped when he pointed to the woman who walked up while he and I were in my hammock and said 'that's my Mom'...

**GrizzlyAdams** · 05-14-2008, 13:35

seen recently in the Dear Abby column of Hammocking World News

Dear Abby,
I wrote to you before about hellbound and him leaving me for his dog. I took your advice and tried to forget him. It was easier to accept his behavior when I understood his problem as a sort of developmental blockage that happened when he was young, fixating on his puppy. But now I'm starting to see on the Internet disturbing photos and news that he has changed his name to (get this) "Nest"! He is making his "Nest" with females (yes! given his dog fixation you know what to call them!) who don't use their real names, having pictures taken in you-know-what kinds of positions, IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHER! If it ever comes out that I snuggled with him, my reputation is ruined. This is sick sick sick. The only good news is that with hair on his head and face he looks different than when he was mine.

What should I do??

Hammock Princess

Dear Hammock Princess,

this is indeed serious. Some people are good with photoshop, and could easily paint your face on some hussy's figure in one of these photographs.
The best advice I can give is to change your appearance radically and move to a new place where people don't know the old you. If you're a flower child of the 60's then it's time to get a perm, load up on the makeup, buy a dress, lose the Birkenstocks. If you're a slave to fashion, then it's time to start looking like you work on a farm. You might also try changing your name.

I would like to offer hope to you that hellbound/Nest might be treatable, but problems that run to this kind of behavior in front of his mother are essentially incurable. This, coupled with the dog fixation...let him go dear, let him go.

I am so sorry the news could not be cheerier. Do feel free to write anytime to share.

Abby

**Shadowmoss** · 05-14-2008, 14:51

A perm!?! Make-up!?! NO BIRKENSTOCKS!!!! Oh, the horror! I think that would be worse than being known as one of the bitc... ummm, females in hellhound's hammock!

Guess I'll have to find me a more mature Hammock Prince to hang out with. Alas, while I have already done so I won't see him again till sometime in October. Guess I'll just have to concentrate on my own gear/hiking.