There was an Old Man with a owl,
Who continued to bother and howl;
He sat on a rail, And imbibed bitter ale,
Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.WOO
With all this talk about getting an ultralight I couldn't help myself.
I now have Hammock #2.
Mine came yesterday.
For a guy that carries a nearly 5 lb. hammock, I thought the box was empty until I opened it.
Man, that's light!
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
- Jack Handey