You know you've been hanging out on Hammock Forums too much when you.......
Now you can answer the question any way you like. For me it was this:
I had a dream that Shug was teaching me how to sew an underquilt. lol
You know you've been hanging out on Hammock Forums too much when you.......
Now you can answer the question any way you like. For me it was this:
I had a dream that Shug was teaching me how to sew an underquilt. lol
That was a nightmare!!!!
....you will never see me doing a sewing project on video as it would be profane)))))
Shug
Whooooo Buddy)))) All Secure in Sector Seven
When Google Chrome says its your most visited page. And when every Google ad on every other site is trying to sell you hammocks.
You know you've been hanging out on Hammock Forums too much when you.......
1) You look at everything to see if it has a purpose in hammock camping.
2) You get fired for spending most of the work day on HF. (Don't tell my boss. LOL...)
"No whining in the woods"
While your wife excitedly tells you about the Oscar's, You excitedly tell her about the latest Shug video...
While eating a romantic dinner with your wife, you are mentally calculating the distance between the trees in the garden, determining the ultimate hang distance....
You break down crying when the Wal*Mart manager informs you that no, they no longer have a fabric section, and no, the only grease pots they have, are already on the shelf...
Call me Junior
Pirating – Corporate Takeover without the paperwork
"For a couple of bucks, get a weird haircut and waste your life away" Bryan Adams....
"Hammock hangs are where you go into the woods to meet men you've only known on the internet so you can sit around a campfire to swap sewing tips and recipes." - sargevining on HF
When your wife sees a box that the postman left and says. Did you order something else from that hammock place?
...you start losing weight because keep spending your beer money on used gear.
When you lay awake at night thinking about your hammock setup and how you can improve upon it. Whoopies, Tarp Flyz, Dutch Gear, a new hammock, PapaSmurfs new website, UQ, TQ, Tarps.........
"No whining in the woods"
...when your neighbors cut down their trees to keep you out of their yard.
Ground=Cold+Hard+Wet
Solution!!!! Sleep in a TREE
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