You know you've been hanging out on HF too long when....

[Sprigganarmy]

You know you've been hanging out on Hammock Forums too much when you.......

Now you can answer the question any way you like. For me it was this:

I had a dream that Shug was teaching me how to sew an underquilt. lol

[Shug]

That was a nightmare!!!!
....you will never see me doing a sewing project on video as it would be profane)))))
Shug

[Amelander]

When Google Chrome says its your most visited page. And when every Google ad on every other site is trying to sell you hammocks.

[Sprigganarmy]

That was a nightmare!!!!
....you will never see me doing a sewing project on video as it would be profane)))))
Shug

You did seem a bit peeved at the time in my dream.

[Cali]

You know you've been hanging out on Hammock Forums too much when you.......

1) You look at everything to see if it has a purpose in hammock camping.

2) You get fired for spending most of the work day on HF. (Don't tell my boss. LOL...)

[rhjanes]

While your wife excitedly tells you about the Oscar's, You excitedly tell her about the latest Shug video...

While eating a romantic dinner with your wife, you are mentally calculating the distance between the trees in the garden, determining the ultimate hang distance....

You break down crying when the Wal*Mart manager informs you that no, they no longer have a fabric section, and no, the only grease pots they have, are already on the shelf...

[dammfast]

When your wife sees a box that the postman left and says. Did you order something else from that hammock place?

[Grumble]

...you start losing weight because keep spending your beer money on used gear.

[Cali]

When you lay awake at night thinking about your hammock setup and how you can improve upon it. Whoopies, Tarp Flyz, Dutch Gear, a new hammock, PapaSmurfs new website, UQ, TQ, Tarps.........

[jnelson871]

...when your neighbors cut down their trees to keep you out of their yard.