"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." -Plato
--If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
.... the Aardvark (earth pig)... a rather unremarkable creature whose sole claim to fame is that it is the first animal listed in the dictionary.
You have excellent sewing skills. I second the idea of camo and black inside.