When last we left our intrepid explorers, Scout The Wonder Dog had detected lethal danger lurking in the weeds in their path!
Thinking quickly, SargeVining, loyal manservant, driver, and cook poked at the miscreant with his Old School Hickory Hiking Pole as Scout The Wonder Dog let loose a Mighty Bark and it slithered off into the underbrush! If snakes wore boots, he'd be shivering in them still! Team work is essential in such situations.
They continued on their way, inspecting the Dynamite Sheds for safety and suitability for occupation.
These were deemed unsuitable as there were signs of rodent and bird droppings, rotted floors, and roofs.
This one was substantial in construction and there was little evidence of pests, but the ground about it showed much evidence that it was popular with the wild hogs.
They trudged on down a side road. Scout inspects the area as it opens onto a small clearing.
And finds more evidence of the cheapness of life out here. This possum didn't have a chance.
There! Down in the clearing. Those look promising.
The one at the far end is locked, and has been for at least 10 years. SargeVining first discovered these sheds before Scout The Wonder Dog was even a pup and his mother Punkin The Wonder Dog led the way.
What about this one?
It looks safe and substantial. And the doors are quite impressive.
"Nay," replies Scout. "The doors face south with the forest but feet away. We would lose the light within as the sun sets, and the rooms are too small to hang the hammock in. Let's inspect that one in the distance.
"I believe this is the one" says Scout. "The door faces west, there is no evidence of rodents or birds having taken up residence, and the door sill is high enough to keep hogs, coyotes, possums and such out should they come nearby. You might need to give me a boost, but it beats the heck out of most AT Huts, doncha think?"
"Besides, it is close to a water source so that you can conduct your experiments"
So it is decided. "This long abandoned tripod that will greatly aid in conducting your experiments by providing the perfect mounting place for the Katadyn gravity filter."
"Yes," says SargeVining, "but I'm not so sure about this water."
"We'll allow it to sit for a while and finish setting up"
And enjoy the view.
"What have you brought us for dinner tonight?" says Scout.
"One if your favorite Spam dishes." replies SargeVining.
In less than 10 minutes, a bounteous repast is spread before them.
"Now, lets experiment!" says SargeVining. 16 ounces of the water is run out of the gravity flter into a plastic bottle and compared to an unopened one.
"This is somewhat troubling, but I was prepared for such an eventuality. We shall run it through the Sawyer Squeeze!"
"Hmmmmm. This does not inspire confidence. What say you Scout?"
"Speaking for myself, I drink it straight from the bar ditch and lick my private parts to get rid of the taste. You're on your own."
"Then we shall relegate it to washing dishes and bathing until we can get more input." Says Sargevining.
They repaired to their separate sleeping arrangements, SargeVining's necessarly more eleaborate than Scout's, and spent a pleasant and uneventful evening, the site have been a superior selection.
The next morning they rose late, and enjoyed a most excellent breakfast.
And the dishes were done using the questionable water.
Then packs were packed, slings were slung, and thier steps were turned towards home.
Just as they approach the Bridwell gate, a hostile gang of cows aproaches!
"I don't like the look of that one" SargeVining says.
"Which one?" asks Scout.
"The brown one." says SargeVining
Scout gives him a sideways glance. Then lets loose a Mighty Bark, and the gang scurries away.
And so ends our story. The intrepid pair made it safely to the country bungalow to once again assume thier secret identities as mild mannered country folk. SargeVining still searches for more information on the safety of twice filtered water from sources common in the Texas Coastal Plain, however.
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