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    Dutch for Prez!

    Quote Originally Posted by [o]TTeR View Post
    Otter, you are amazing. Of course not as amazing as Dutch, but that just goes without saying.

    I've been working on some new political slogans. How 'bout:

    He's rested,
    He's charming,
    He can spin Titanium out of straw.
    Dutch 2012

    He doesn't spend too much on his haircuts.
    Dutch

    He's never been convicted of breaking any laws in Idaho.
    Law-Abidin' Dutch for President

    Sure he was born Dutch, but the U.S. Constitution says it's fine.
    Dutch for America

    Pennsylvania likes the Old Dutch, but America like the new one.
    New. Smart. Dutch.

    Building a better America with Titanium, Zing-it, and Cuben (with an 'e') Fiber.
    Dutch!

    "It's the [Titanium], Stupid!"
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    LMAO!!!! Otter I love your adaptation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [o]TTeR View Post
    I stole this for my avatar. I hope his mighty Dutchness will forgive me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hangandy View Post
    Otter, you are amazing. Of course not as amazing as Dutch, but that just goes without saying.
    Of course & couldn’t agree more, I'm merely a humble purveyor of reallocated pixels. Dutch wields the might of Titanium too free us, once the prisoners of gravity, we sleep on the ground no longer…who could possibly compete with that!

    I heard through the grapevine that he turned down the Avengers because it conflicted with MAHHA, they had to settle for Ironman, but you didn’t hear that from me?

    Quote Originally Posted by BajaHanger View Post
    LMAO!!!! Otter I love your adaptation.
    Thanks, was that over the top, I'm never sure?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hooch View Post
    I stole this for my avatar. I hope his mighty Dutchness will forgive me.
    In my biased opinion, it makes a great avatar!
    Last edited by [o]TTeR; 05-10-2012 at 09:07.
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    Oh look, a shiny thing!

    Looking closer I notice it actually makes Chuck's chest glimmer and shine. Either that or it's just that he's all sweaty from trying (in vain) to tear the thing apart.
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    Chuck never looked so good. That is the way I wear my shirt too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Chuck never looked so good. That is the way I wear my shirt too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [o]TTeR View Post
    ROFL!!

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    When you're not hanging with confidence, you just need to ask yourself..."What would DutchWare"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by [o]TTeR View Post
    When you're not hanging with confidence, you just need to ask yourself..."What would DutchWare"?
    Between the picture and the slogan...I see a whole new line of DutchWear or is it DutchWare...coming out...T-Shirts anyone?!

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