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    Hate doing business with Dutch!

    Put in an order at 11 PM, get an email the next day that it is shipped, two days later I am playing with the stuff! Thanks Dutch, fine way to spend my money! ;-)

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    That's what I call service !!!!

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    There are reasons!

    The reasons it came so fast are as follows;

    1. It is made of 100% Titanium which is so much lighter it basically moves itself.
    2. Dutch (and everything he makes) is so easy on the eyes that they get police escorts wherever they travel to protect them from the pressing crowds.
    3. Being the world's greatest hiker, Dutch has learned that when it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight, he just puts on his boots and walks it there.
    4. Chuck Norris threatened anyone who got in the way of your delivery, knowing that if they did Dutch might get angry, and even Chuck Norris gets frightened by what might happen when Dutch gets angry.

    Of course, the reality may be that the order you received is actually the one I ordered yesterday. You can PM me and I'll let you know where to redirect your package to make things right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hangandy View Post
    The reasons it came so fast are as follows;

    1. It is made of 100% Titanium which is so much lighter it basically moves itself.
    2. Dutch (and everything he makes) is so easy on the eyes that they get police escorts wherever they travel to protect them from the pressing crowds.
    3. Being the world's greatest hiker, Dutch has learned that when it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight, he just puts on his boots and walks it there.
    4. Chuck Norris threatened anyone who got in the way of your delivery, knowing that if they did Dutch might get angry, and even Chuck Norris gets frightened by what might happen when Dutch gets angry.

    Of course, the reality may be that the order you received is actually the one I ordered yesterday. You can PM me and I'll let you know where to redirect your package to make things right.

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    Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for Dutch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooch View Post
    Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for Dutch.
    HA!! Chuck has a Dutch Clip for a belt buckle.

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    Before Chuck Norris does something bad, he thinks, "What would Dutch do?"
    "If you play a Nicleback song backwards, you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Nickleback." - Dave Grohl

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorsejohnny View Post
    That's what I call service !!!!
    Service or some kind of debilitating compulsive behavior?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooch View Post
    Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for Dutch.
    ...and cries because he isn't there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooch View Post
    Before Chuck Norris does something bad, he thinks, "What would Dutch do?"
    WWDD!!

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