Help. I can't let my old bag die.

[Beansprout]

Quick! Go buy a chicken and put it in the garage. Then blame it all on the chicken! Hey, you may even get chicken soup out of the deal

And when SWMBO sees a new shiny sleeping bag, you can say you sold the rare-breed chicken and bought said bag with the proceeds. It's a winner I'm tellin' ya.

[MadWolf]

Quick! Go buy a chicken and put it in the garage. Then blame it all on the chicken! Hey, you may even get chicken soup out of the deal

simply genius