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    Allow me to tell a little story which is somewhat related to this thread.

    My wife and I just did a 2 week vacation around the Pacific Northwest. For 3 days of that trip we were in Yellowstone National Park. When you camp there you have to hear a lecture about bear safety and then sign a form saying you have received the bear safety lecture. Believe me, you want to pay attention.

    We were specifically told not to do things like brush our teeth and spit the toothpaste in the fire pit. Don't wash dishes in your camp. There is a separate room in the bathroom building for dish washing. Do not leave any food item or any dish regardless if it's clean or not outside or in a tent. All cooking utensils (clean or not) must be stored inside a car or motor home.

    This is not just for the camper's safety, but for the bear's safety. If a bear ever gets food from a campsite they have to kill the bear because now it associates campsites with food. It can smell the food, but it can never be allowed to find the food.

    The campers across the road from us put their dishes in a plastic bin and left it out on their table. When we came back from our hike the next day there was a big pink warning notice stapled to their picnic table.

    That night they were pretty drunk and pretty loud. I know the rangers received some noise complaints about them. The following morning we noticed that they left their dishes on the table and just covered it with a blue tarp. The rangers saw this, woke them up, got them out of their tent, wrote them a ticket with a hefty fine and escorted them out of the park.

    It always amazes me how some people go into the wilderness to act like idiots. They heard the same lecture we did and they even got a written warning. But they still endangered the rest of the campers and the bear. I'm glad the rangers took such quick action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradley View Post
    What I would do, is tell the bear
    . . . "Guaranteed . . . I put my fire out,

    I poured water on it till it was cold to the touch.

    For sure . . . yes Sir, I did.

    thats pretty good

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    Wow after that I'll bet they could "Bearly" sleep.

    Hopefully it didn't "Bruin" the weekend.
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    I remember camping with the folks back in the early 60s. Mom would put all the dirty dishes in a large bucket and I would haul them off a couple hundred yards off onto the woods and leave them. In the morning I would go pick them up all bright shiny and clean. Of course they were scattered around a bit, the bears never did put them back in the bucket for me. They were much better at doing dishes than me.

    Old Yogi & Boo Boo came into camp one night looking to steal our picnic basket. Yogi stuck his nose into our tent. Mom took a little 1 foot long hand broom and whacked him on the nose a couple of times saying 'git git'. He looked right at her and licked her hand. Swear to God. Never forget it. His tongue must have been a good 16 inches. Never fazed my Mom in the least.

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    My dad calls it a "prewash" when he lets his dog clean the dishes like that. But having been licked by a bear, I am quite sure they clean up even better than a Labrador (stomach on legs.) Their tongs are rough like a cat's tongue - only a lot bigger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GregB View Post
    It always amazes me how some people go into the wilderness to act like idiots. They heard the same lecture we did and they even got a written warning. But they still endangered the rest of the campers and the bear. I'm glad the rangers took such quick action.
    These "rules don't apply to me" people are the same ones who...

    * Smoke on the trail while there is a red flag warning (saw this twice last weekend in 5 minutes)

    * Park in handicap spots because they'll "only be a minute" – as if the rest of us plan on spending days at the grocery store

    * Leave their shopping cart just wherever in the lot because it's so difficult to walk the 20 yards to a cart corral (which they would have been closer to if they hadn't parked in handicap)

    * Pass on a double yellow and cut people off in order to avoid a head-on. Then arrive a whole 15 seconds earlier at their destination

    * Hop over barriers in clearly marked dangerous areas like the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

    * Get off boardwalks in thermal areas

    * Think a buffalo wants to do a close-up photo with them

    * Ruin experiences for other people and the wildlife

    /rant
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