The nice postman delivered my hammock today.
It is a parachute nylon two person hammock, ends sewn like an Eno. It is screaming red and blue. Weighs 1lb 5.75oz (616g) (with their S-hooks on it) and stuffs into an attached pouch. Either good for 350 or 400 lbs, depends on what info you read.
I'll take it out to a park tomorrow and find a couple of trees. To start, I'll use a couple of cannibalized ratcheting tiedowns for hanging since I have them already.
If I like it for an afternoon of relaxing in a city park, I'll work on modifying it for camping.
Let the Madness begin!