You're bloody expensive. I didn't want to have to go to Wally World and get a Big Blue crinkly special, but your ridiculous costs are going to force me to do just that.
I hate that I need you.
Love and Lollipops,
(Seriously, after spending the past hour pricing tarps, it's kinda ridiculous. It may be the way of things, but I just can't justify spending more for the tarp than I spent for the bleedin' hammock. Ugh.)