You have the best sense of humor I have had the pleasure of reading. Funny story! You must keep your family in stitches! Or make them really mad! What a amazing life you lead!
Just get 100 foot of Zingit. Tie one end to your ridgeline and loop the other end around your wrist. Tie a small bell half way just in case there are bears.My eyesight is poor, and even worse when I'm tired. Every time I looked away from the fire all I could see was black and I got panicky. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!
Great story SS...I almost inhaled my coffee..
If a woman doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy...Red Green