You have the best sense of humor I have had the pleasure of reading. Funny story! You must keep your family in stitches! Or make them really mad! What a amazing life you lead!
SkyPainter - "... and then the police came."
All these years people said,"He's acting like a kid!"
He did not know that he could not fly, and so, he DID!
Live Purposefully; Dare Greatly; Land Gently
"Never knock on Death's door - just ring the bell and run! He hates that!"
My outdoorsy YouTube channel is: "WMICommissioner"
Just get 100 foot of Zingit. Tie one end to your ridgeline and loop the other end around your wrist. Tie a small bell half way just in case there are bears.My eyesight is poor, and even worse when I'm tired. Every time I looked away from the fire all I could see was black and I got panicky. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!
From Somewhere near Parkville, Mo
Everything you need to know about Hammocks in vids and reading:
Hammock in 3 minutes D. Hansen - It really is this easy to make a hammock
Shug's Hammock Newbies videos - Takes you buy the hand and shows you in video
The Ultimate Hang D. Hansen - now read about everything
JustJeff's Hammock tutorial - more reference
TableclothFactoryBlanks - shorter lengths available on sidebar
The TurtleDog Stand thread - Hang anywhere.
Great story SS...I almost inhaled my coffee..
If a woman doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy...Red Green