I have a brand new hammock I am afraid I will not be able to use. I am getting the family into camping and we are going to be ground pounders for a while (tent dwellers).

It is a brand new PapaSmurf Roaming Gnome (Dream Hammocks). It is made of brown 2.5oz crinkle taffeta and includes the ring suspension and two 10' tree straps (as well as the matching bishop bag). The whole package is as I got it from PapaSmurf and everything is there to setup perfectly.
This is exactly how I received it from Papa Smurf, and have literally hung it up on my porch 2 times...for a grand total of about an hour.
$145 shipped with delivery confirmation to your front door (lower 48).