First World Problems: Hammock Edition

[Disco]

First World Problems: Hammock Edition
For those of you who are not familiar with this internet meme, people sarcastically complain about things that we, in this spoiled society, take for granted and complain about. Problems that the majority of the world would love to have.
What are some things we could complain about related to hammocks that are just silly?

Here's a few I thought of:

"I have too many options for hanging my hammock!"

"I have to wait 2 whole days for my order to show up from whoopieslings.com!"

"My hammock is so comfortable that I fall asleep too early!"

Who's got more?

[SouthernExposure]

I can only order 800 fill.

They don't have this uncalendered.

I can't stealth hang with my Corgi!

There is no MossyOak 1.1 RSL!

[spaceweaseal]

I have too many hammocks and can't decide which one to use tonight.

[SilvrSurfr]

Section hiking the AT Trail is so expensive. It costs me $80 in gas alone just to drive out to PA and hike a ten-mile section.

[Gresh]

One gram too much...

[Wanderlost]

What do you mean I need a separate bug net!

Dagnabbit...my lighter died. I need to use matches to light my stove.

[Mak]

I have a nice comfy bed in a warm house, but I want to sleep outside and stay warm and comfy there too.

[Les Rust]

I am going to need more containers to organize and stow all my gear.

[hairbear]

i dont like hammocks i always over sleep.

[MDSH]

Pad or underquilt?

Mike