My wife woke me up by slapping me on the gut with a sticker lol, a warbonnet sticker, not fun getting it off, lol i finally got my Hammock sock.
My wife woke me up by slapping me on the gut with a sticker lol, a warbonnet sticker, not fun getting it off, lol i finally got my Hammock sock.
I hope you ripped that sticker off in a fast way!!
yow!
Happy Birthday!!
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Happy birthday... If it was me with a sticker on my belly... I would leave it till the shower... The only thing worse than being hairy, is being hairy with a bald spot...
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Thank you guys.. yea im some whar hairy for 25 and i tell ta that dang sticker was huge! Lol so it felt..
At 26 I bet I'm hairier than you... I ain't lost that challenge yet unfortunately...
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I'll take your bet but you're gonna regret cause I'm the hairiest there's ever been.
I would have been tempted to just leave the sticker there and lift my shirt to show everyone. Ladies are generally much more embarrassed by our behavior than we ever tend to be. Walk around town with her for a day, lifting your shirt to show everyone your belly-sticker, and I bet she never does it again!
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You think too much like me... There is a character in one of the veggietales movies that says "i can shoot an acorn out my belly button" in a redneck voice... I can copy it perfectly and it embarrasses the heck out of my wife... Also tow mater voice when he says "she just likes me for my body"... It's more fun than swinging in a hammock...
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You could leave the sticker on,,waltz into a Tatoo Shop,,and replace the sticker with a tatoo. Happy Birthday!! December is such a fun month to have a birthday too!
Last edited by Acer; 12-06-2012 at 17:24.
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Happy birthday! Sound like it started off pretty good! I mean the hammock sock . . .
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