I took the plunge

**Shadowmoss** · 02-09-2009, 23:30

Originally Posted by stoikurt

Thankfully (I think) my wife thinks I'm a wacko and won't come near my hammocks.

Having met you, I'm thinking your wife probably knows you well.

Not sure why that would keep her away from the hammocks, though...

**Shadowmoss** · 02-09-2009, 23:34

Originally Posted by Cannibal

This is a funny thread!

Of course, they are absolutely correct (cept maybe that thing about peeing on my hammock

).

I think the comment was to pee on the support, not the hammock. Small but important detail.

**sir White Wolf** · 02-10-2009, 08:07

I would forgo the pee in the hammock, there are lots of better ways to convert one to the waterbed style.

although if you find this happening alot in a pinch you can convert a platypus or a camelpack into a catheter.
But I suggests doing this a few miles out of camp (the screams while you insert will give campmates nightmares)

**canoebie** · 02-10-2009, 09:44

Originally Posted by sir White Wolf

I would forgo the pee in the hammock, there are lots of better ways to convert one to the waterbed style.

although if you find this happening alot in a pinch you can convert a platypus or a camelpack into a catheter.
But I suggests doing this a few miles out of camp (the screams while you insert will give campmates nightmares)

That thought really makes me almost nauseated! Ouch!

**fin** · 02-10-2009, 10:43

I know if my wife ever went to lay in my hammock, and found a gatorade bottle full of pee, she would never try to lay in my hammock again.

Of course, it grosses me out thinking about having a leaky gatorade bottle full of pee in my hammock, too.

**sir White Wolf** · 02-10-2009, 10:54

Originally Posted by FishinFinn

I know if my wife ever went to lay in my hammock, and found a gatorade bottle full of pee, she would never try to lay in my hammock again.

Of course, it grosses me out thinking about having a leaky gatorade bottle full of pee in my hammock, too.

Yea My daughter is a little ill at me.
I told her about the Gatorade bottle trick and a half hour later she came in mad as heck!
seems Hammocks flip when ya stand in a squatting stance!

just kidding

she will kill me if she ever reads this

**Cannibal** · 02-10-2009, 10:56

Originally Posted by sir White Wolf

seems Hammocks flip when ya stand in a squatting passion!

I needed that this morning! Too funny of a visual.

**sir White Wolf** · 02-10-2009, 10:58

I dont know what it is this post has me all silly

I guess I have the BB gitties

Sorry Oms I cant help it

**Oms** · 02-10-2009, 22:06

It's ok, I'm getting a good laugh.

Lets see, so far I have to soak my feet in ice water, pee somewhere near my hammock and find a lock that will fit the zipper so no one else can try it.

Did I miss anything?