Quote Originally Posted by animalcontrol View Post
My eyes...my EYES are burning

The same female wiles that gets them their own BB is the same wiles they use to 1. get out of the house with boys who are just like us and 2. keep us from killing those very same boys!
I've considered taking some of these 'suitors' out camping, but I have not worked out the alibi I would need if that boy didn't make it back home!

I once told a young man my daughter was dating (somewhat tongue in cheek)

"I have a gun and a shovel, and you won't be missed for a long time."