“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Naaa
I have an Instant reputation with male teens
As a Dad of a teen daughter I have developed a pheromone that lets them Know, What I could do with my bare hands a shotgun would only be an escape.
Plus I wouldnt wanna kill em, Id enjoy watching them run/limp away as we see each other years later in walmart.
Just knowing they would whimper and pee them selves a little when they hear my daughters name would give me a warm fuzzy feeling.
Boys won't be a problem if you take Bill Engvall's advice:
"I get the boy interested in my daughter alone, I look him in the eye & tell him; now son, that is my little girl, the love of my life, If you plan on; touchin or kissin or huggin her, just remember that: I have NO problem going BACK to jail!"
OR, as a friend of mine did: Show new boyfriend his gun collection.
When you have a backpack on, no matter where you are, you’re home.
PAIN is INEVITABLE. MISERY is OPTIONAL.
I think your problem isn't relegated only to the BB, all hammocks seem to be magnents & prone to "theft" by our loved ones.
AND, I don't have a BB, but still am always trying to get another hammock put into the budget:
"After all dear, I only have 3 full set ups, & I hate odd numbers."
"But what if someone wants to borrow one?"
"The next one is for you!"
"But my newest one already has over 100 nights in it! What if it's worn out???"
In case you are wondering, she didn't buy any of those reasons.
After over 30 years of marrage, she is mostly immune to me & my obsessions.
When you have a backpack on, no matter where you are, you’re home.
PAIN is INEVITABLE. MISERY is OPTIONAL.
My favorite line:
Don't do anything to her that you don't Want me to do to You!
Shotgun check, XD45 check, Armalite M4 check, I think my gun collection is scary, but a big cold steel Tanto blade seemed to work best on my 3 little sisters boyfriends back in highschool. Well that and the fact that I work for my families funeral home and well Its my job to bury people.
Not the guy to ask for Directions.
"Every day is a new day to a better future"
"Of all the things that matter, that really and truly matter, working more efficiently and getting more done is not among them." ~ Mike Dooley
"What if I told you that you couldn't have anymore of anything... No more friends, no more money, no more anything, until you first got happy with what you have?"~ Mike Dooley
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." ~ Socrates
I can neither confirm nor deny those alligations
Not the guy to ask for Directions.
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