OK...the kid who got me interested in the idea of hammock camping. Complained when we were tent camping, had a storm coming in hard and had to select a site and setup with a quickness...because there wasn't any place to put up his hammock.
Had a barebones, $20 walmart hammock, no tarp, no under-insulation, no tree straps, and no idea on what he was going to experience that night had he set that hammock up.
Yes...even then, before I owned anything hammock related...I knew he was a "noob" by looking at his LACK of gear and/or preperation.
By the same token...my first trip out hammock camping, I had a complete setup, as did my son. I WAS a "hammock noob"...but my gear choices didn't reflect my lack of experience because I was wise enough to do some research prior to making my purchases. I don't think anyone looking at what gear I had at the time would have guessed I was a 'noob'.
So...sometimes you can, sometimes you can't.
Just FYI.
If you type "hammock noob" into google, Shug's face is right on top, front and center.
Yes, I called the Kammok a noob setup.
First of all, you seem to have appointed yourself sole judge and jury of my motives when I wrote something in response to the Kammok topic. You accused me of making noob jibes, when I was addressing the product, not the person. In Aristotelian logic, this is called an ad hominem attack - attack the person, not the argument. That's way off base on this forum. And you're still stating things like "definitely a sneer." Stick to discussion of hammocks and you'll be fine, rather than appointing yourself supreme judge of sneers or what your perceive to be holier-than-thou attitudes.
I appreciate your making do, but that gives you no right to hold in contempt those who don't subscribe to "gathered end blankets" and "camping store specials." You like people with one hammock better than people with ten hammocks? Keep it to yourself.
This is a diverse forum with everything from car campers who don't care about weight to UL hikers, from people operating on a limited budget to people for whom money is no object. I have all those setups - I have tried doing it on a budget, and I have also splurged on more expensive stuff. I have $12 tablecloth hammocks, and I have more expensive stuff. I have a $19.99 Guide Gear tarp and I have a $400 cuben fiber tarp. It would never occur to me to "look at the equipment someone is using and judge them for it." I was once a noob operating on a limited budget.
I also never heard there's a difference between newb and noob. That's a level of subtlety that evades most of us, I think.
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You're way off base and missing the point. But I appreciate your input. You clearly stated that the kammock was a "noob setup" this implies there is some hierarchy that equates experience to equipment does it not?
I have merely opened this up to discussion. If you take umbrage to this then here's your opportunity to discuss the subject further. I am not supreme judge, but, I am as entitled to an opinion as you are.
Btw I'm not making do at all. I made an Srl, my own homemade whoopies and soft shackles. I have a cocoon and an extremely comfortable mass produced hammock.
I was trying to think of a way to tell a newb or noob from an experienced person. What I keep coming back to is there are two kinds of folks. Those who improve their skills so that everything looks easy and know why and those who never do. It is technique more than equipment. More to the point it is knowing how to get the job done with whatever equipment is available. I guess some folks are perpetual noobs as they see no reason to get better at it.
YMMV
HYOH
Free advice worth what you paid for it. ;-)
Well I consider myself a hammock "noob" or "newb", whichever you prefer. It just means I am open to learning how this all works, from what others have done on this forum and forming my own opinion from experience. It doesn't mean I am going to go expensive or do what everyone else does. We all have a brain - just some us more than others .
Sometimes people take this stuff all too seriously. We are after all just laying on a piece of thin material between a couple of trees - that's fun but it ain't rocket science.
I would disagree that it was out of place. I am a Rookie/Newb/Noob. I did A LOT of research before making my first hammock purchase. My path lead me here and the lion's share of my ongoing research has been sifting through the goldmine that is the forum. A "typical" noob/newb setup will be changed/upgraded/evolve as lessons are learned and the wallet/spouse approve. In my case. I don't see a whole lot of change happening, hammock-wise...I do see a need to ditch my old ALICE pack for something lighter/newer/better. I also am looking into replacing my bed in the house (not a task for the BB). For my kids I did choose an "entry level" set up -a Hennessy Scout side zip. My son, Woogie, could not be happier. His older sisters... eh, not so much. I bought it (with their input) knowing it was going to be temporary at best. It will give them an opportunity to see if hanging is actually for them. OTOH, the price was right and it was here with free 2 day shipping. (instant gratification can be a good thing!) Woogie was just as thrilled opening his hammock as I was unboxing my Blackbird! I am looking forward to having his sisters try it out (at sharp stick point- if necessary ) and seeing in which direction they decide to go.
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