The other day I went to wash the dishes but could not find the detergent. I looked over by the bin and there was the empty red bottle, so I searched for a new bottle.
There was not one in the cupboard by the sink, so I checked the pantry, I checked there three times but came up empty.
I was not about to ring my wife and face the abuse so I had another look.
I was about to go buy some more from the shop when I thought I'd check the cupboard again, and you know what? I found the detergent, in a yellow bottle not in a red bottle.
Was I glad I did not make that call