Texas>Willis>Third Annual Texas Butt Bake>8-10 August

**Caveman** · 06-19-2014, 11:14

Ooooo.... Please don't bring the "loco". That's just bad news.

"If you ain't pukin', you ain't campin'!" (it's not for everybody, but it works for me)

**Caveman** · 06-19-2014, 11:16

Originally Posted by Zort

as long as we don't hear the phrase "this 4loco isn't bad", I think we'll be ok.

Made me LOL! You know you're in trouble when the 4loco starts to taste ok.

**sargevining** · 06-19-2014, 12:07

OK, this list for the "official" group at the lake so far:

1. Me
2. lanejustin
3. lanejustin +1
4. TexasPhil
5. Spaceweaseal
6. UncleMJM
7. Croakerchoker
8. Croakerchoker +1
9. Croakerchoker +2
10. BossLady
11. Snaggleroot
12. ZaMonkey
13. Sparkygeek
14. Wanderlust
15. Wanderlust +1
16. Wanderlust +2
17. GoSpidey
18. GoSpidey +1
19. GoSpidey +2
20. LostAgain

Curlee
BrianD
Easttex
Caveman
ezadventurer
ezadventurer +1
ntxkayakr

Possible, no confirmation yet:

hikehunter
Zort

Let me know if I made a mistake up there. If you are in the "lake" group and would rather sample the 4loco in the "ghetto" speak up and we'll switch.

FWIW, I don't think there's any kind of "prestige" or advantage to being at the lake versus camping on trail (in fact its likely that the skeeters and snakes will be worse at the lake), I don't even know if there's 40 good trees at the lake to hang 20 people from, this is just a bookkeeping thing to make sure we're not violating any Forest Service rules beyond those that have moral implications. I'm pretty sure Lawyer Zort can defend most of that stuff on a First Amendment basis and the insanity defense, while useful in the past because its so believable, won't work with this one.

**BrianD** · 06-19-2014, 13:39

Excellent. I do have a question though. Does bear spray work on copperheads?

**sargevining** · 06-19-2014, 13:47

Originally Posted by BrianD

Excellent. I do have a question though. Does bear spray work on copperheads?

I think you need copperhead spray for that.

P.S.

Don't tell anybody from north of the Red River what we do to snakes in Texas.

**Caveman** · 06-19-2014, 15:31

I'd like to know what Spacey had to do to get promoted to "The Lake" group?

**Zort** · 06-19-2014, 15:37

Originally Posted by Caveman

I'd like to know what Spacey had to do to get promoted to "The Lake" group?

i think it had something to do with photos of Sarge and Scout the wonder dog...but might just involve the blowup doll.

**spaceweaseal** · 06-19-2014, 15:40

Originally Posted by Caveman

I'd like to know what Spacey had to do to get promoted to "The Lake" group?

I will be wherever the party goes...

**croaker choker** · 06-19-2014, 17:34

Dolls, liquor stores, background checks, 4 locos, pj's, nities. Sound like a part to me.

I'm thinking some bourbon, 1835, made inTexas.

All I want to know is, who's carrying the ice chest?

**ezadventurer** · 06-19-2014, 17:35

Throw me and a +1 on the waiting list for trees 37-40 (of course you can get 20 hammocks up with less than 40 trees if they are properly aligned). Barring the lake, I'll guard the perimeter.