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    WOW Must Read - READ DISCLAIMER AT BOTTOM!

    I was hanging out on the OT. About 8 Miles down river on the current river section just down from Powder Mills.

    A HUGE Rain storm came in... I mean something out of Biblical times and the Ridge Leaked on my SF. Yes, I was cussing Brandon and his no seal Ridge.

    I was getting soaked so I started to get out of the WBBB And it split down the middle. As in from end to end not side to side. I fell through and hit the Mud from the rushing water beneath me.

    Then to top it off a Polar bear Ate my Pack. That's all I can remember from my dream but I did get out of bed and go confirm my WBBB & SF Was Safe and Sound. Note that I did not check on my pack that the Polar Bear (In southern MO) Ate.

    I need to go for a romp in the woods before I start dreaming about Space Ships beaming my house to another planet without trees. (No more muscle relaxers for me....)

    Disclaimer: This was just a weird twisted dream that I thought I could get everyone going with. I in no way shape or form am stating that anything from Warbonnet Outdoors is junk. I think that Brandon's work over at Warbonnet Outdoors is exceptional and worth the investment. Please do not use my twisted dream as a basis to purchase product from Warbonnet Outdoors! All AMAZING STUFF Over there.
    Last edited by Hoot; 01-18-2013 at 11:08. Reason: Over a good Point Made
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    Sounds like you need to hang, Man! Hope you can find one near you!

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    Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
    "You'll never get a Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole." Capt. H. P. Crowe, USMC; Guadalcanal, 13 Jan 1943

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    No more pickles with milk before bed!
    The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering. - St. Augustine

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    - Bob Marley

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    Did you experience any time travel or see smoke monsters? (Ok probably 2 people will get the reference).

    Anywho, you had me going there at first!

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    Of course he did, he rode the smoke mosters there. Thats what happens when people get "lost" in there dreams.......
    "We do not go to the green woods and crystal waters to rough it, we go to smooth it."- G. W. Sears

    My forum name is Fish<><; I'm in the navy; and I hate sleeping on the ground. If I didn't need ground to walk on or measure resistance to, I think I could happily give it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallPaul View Post
    Did you experience any time travel or see smoke monsters? (Ok probably 2 people will get the reference).

    Anywho, you had me going there at first!



    No, I did not but I am telling you that had me sitting straight up thinking did that just happen.
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    Ok, so I'm not even gonna lie.... Though this was a true story until the polar bear. I also have a WBBB and SF and started to get knots in my stomach thinking about the possibility of mine doing the same! Glad this was just a dream! Now I can relax as I'm sure you are as well! Go Hang before you cause us both to have a heart attack! lol

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    Hoot, that was a hoot, and you had me going for a minute. Good one. Stop eating spicy food right before bedtime.
    "No whining in the woods"

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    LOL!! You got me, I was thinking what kind of luck. Well I'm glad it was just a dream, now get out and do some hanging and better take some bear spray!
    "I love not man the less, but Nature more."
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