View Full Version : Teaser: Dream Hammock
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 11:55
What if... we had a new HAAB Hammock company that produced hammocks that fit us and the way we hang?
What if... we could get that silky feeling "parachute style" fabric in 16 different color choices?
What if... we could get a 2.5oz fabric that would support over 500 lbs?
What if... these hammocks were built in.... say, Fredericksburg, Ohio instead of overseas?
What if... we always had the option of single layer or double layer?
What if... we could get a hammock built with ONE piece of fabric, instead of pieces sewn on the edges?
What if... we lost the bulky climbing ropes and get them with Amsteel instead?
What if... we could lose the heavy hooks and get real suspensions on them?
What if... we lost the attached bag and got a usable double ended stuff sack?
What if... we could get a 90" wide hammock that was a full 12.5ft long with NO SEAMS?
What if... we could get these features for about the same price as those imported hammocks?
"It's a dream, Only a dream"
It is a beautiful dream. Our cottage industries do a great job of getting us close to that dream. Time will tell on getting us closer. :)
PapaSmurf, your Dangerbird gets us close to that dream.... :) :) :)
TFC Rick
02-14-2012, 12:03
I love this!! :D
Stormstaff
02-14-2012, 12:03
Sounds like advertisement for this fella I know of, Papasomething I think they call him?
Or I may just be dreaming.
I have this strange feeling something is coming.
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."
And what if they were free?!
:D haha Juussst kiddin'
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 12:39
And what if they were free?!
:lol:
Now this guy's REALLY dreaming.
Amelander
02-14-2012, 12:40
Why do I already know I will be buying one???? What's wrong with me?:D
Hiking Viking
02-14-2012, 12:54
Where is the like button?
rip waverly
02-14-2012, 13:01
You're the man
Ok, I am ready!! I want something in a feminine color, soft and pretty....it's getting real hard to hang onto any kind of femininity being in the woods and playing with gear all of the time :laugh: A matching or contrasting tarp, UQ and TQ would be great too. Oh, and affordability is a must.
Jumpin Joe
02-14-2012, 13:15
Let me know when production has started and when available!
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 13:15
Sample colors are temporarily shown here while I'm finishing up the new site.
http://www.mydiygear.com/pages/new-fabric-colors.php
Might I suggest the Fushia?
Triggerhpy
02-14-2012, 13:19
I want to be first in line on the pre-order list.
HappyCamper
02-14-2012, 13:51
Beautiful colors! Oops, but how are you going to appease the camo junkies?
bigfoot2
02-14-2012, 14:02
What if... we had a new HAAB Hammock company that produced hammocks that fit us and the way we hang?
What if... we could get that silky feeling "parachute style" fabric in 16 different color choices?
What if... we could get a 2.5oz fabric that would support over 500 lbs?
What if... these hammocks were built in.... say, Fredericksburg, Ohio instead of overseas?
What if... we always had the option of single layer or double layer?
What if... we could get a hammock built with ONE piece of fabric, instead of pieces sewn on the edges?
What if... we lost the bulky climbing ropes and get them with Amsteel instead?
What if... we could lose the heavy hooks and get real suspensions on them?
What if... we lost the attached bag and got a usable double ended stuff sack?
What if... we could get a 90" wide hammock that was a full 12.5ft long with NO SEAMS?
What if... we could get these features for about the same price as those imported hammocks?
"It's a dream, Only a dream"
Randy,
Add a rainfly so it becomes a wet dream :D
Seriously great idea, though!!!!!
BF:cool:
2nd in line for pre-order!
Seriously. I'll pick a color later.
Les Rust
02-14-2012, 14:30
This is exciting. Eager for the new launch, Papasmurf.
In my dream the option for custom work doesn't disappear ::Fingers Crossed::
I don't personally need a big comfy hammock... although I can't deny that for some reason I want one all of a sudden.
Jason in Tn
02-14-2012, 14:43
Ok so when can we get one shipped I may need some where to sleep tonight if I don't get out and get my valentine shopping done.
Sample colors are temporarily shown here while I'm finishing up the new site.
http://www.mydiygear.com/pages/new-fabric-colors.php
Might I suggest the Fushia?
FUCHSIA!!!! YES! YES! YES! The absolute best of both worlds :thumbup:
Beast 71
02-14-2012, 17:32
What if... we could get a 90" wide hammock that was a full 12.5ft long with NO SEAMS?
I have a 70" channel whipped DIY hammock about the lenght of your 90 incher and the edges are floppy even when on an extrem diagonal. Shock cord? Different method of whipping?:confused:
...I want something in a feminine color, soft and pretty....it's getting real hard to hang onto any kind of femininity being in the woods and playing with gear all of the time :laugh:...
Just wear high-heels all the time :laugh:.
She said she wanted to feel feminine. Not be in constant pain and danger of breaking an ankle. (at least that's me in heels...)
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
My heel days are done since my last knee surgery. Plus I need to be able to get out of dodge should I ever run into a Sasquatch :lol: Papa Smurf; I'll need some of those "magic" sheets to hide under for my future fuchsia hammock. :rolleyes:
Looks like I just found my new full time sleeper 90" wide 12.5' long :eek: sign me up.
SinisterMinister
02-14-2012, 21:04
Where is the like button?
Where's the "add to cart" button?
Papa Smurf when will you be ready to start taking orders for these "DREAM" hammocks????
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 21:24
Papa Smurf when will you be ready to start taking orders for these "DREAM" hammocks????
Soon. :)
I'm finishing up the shopping cart and getting some other stuff lined up.
rip waverly
02-14-2012, 21:30
:boggle::boggle::boggle::boggle:
this
is
awesome
Southpaw
02-14-2012, 21:32
Soon. :)
I'm finishing up the shopping cart and getting some other stuff lined up.
This makes me happy. I have cash sitting in my PayPal account with your name on it
RootCause
02-14-2012, 22:35
What if... we had a new HAAB Hammock company
Okay, I give up. What is "HAAB"?
Hammock As A Bed
Hanging Artichokes And Breadsticks
Horticulture Angst Always Bites
Hoping Acronyms Aren't Bad..... ?
Catavarie
02-14-2012, 22:37
Dang! I've been Cliffhangered!
:boggle::boggle::boggle::boggle:
this
is
awesome
Dibs when Rip decides to off load his :laugh:
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 22:54
Okay, I give up. What is "HAAB"?
Hammock As A Bed
Hanging Artichokes And Breadsticks
Horticulture Angst Always Bites
Hoping Acronyms Aren't Bad..... ?
HAAB = Hook And Attached Bag
There are lots of hammocks available that share this same design. Many are made overseas by the same few companies with different labels sewn onto the attached stuff sack.
But I'm OK with "Hanging Artichokes And Breadsticks" too. :lol:
Those are some nice fabric colors. What is the weight of the fabric....
PapaSmurf
02-14-2012, 23:23
Those are some nice fabric colors. What is the weight of the fabric....
It's right around 2.57 oz per yard.
A 60" x 120" Hammock body without suspension weighs 15oz.
packeagle
02-15-2012, 01:16
It's right around 2.57 oz per yard.
A 60" x 120" Hammock body without suspension weighs 15oz.
How much does the 90" wide hammock weigh? Thats some massively wide hammock. One could lay at 90° to the suspension if they wanted and have room to spare.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/181/813/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg?1317708806
you have another on the waiting list here. would be insane if i could get a skull and cross bones on it somehow. but thats the only thing you didnt cover.
mbcruzin
02-15-2012, 06:56
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/181/813/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg?1317708806
you have another on the waiting list here. would be insane if i could get a skull and cross bones on it somehow. but thats the only thing you didnt cover.
Perfect choice of words rev.
What if.....you could ship overseas?
Nicodumas
02-15-2012, 07:56
This seems to be a great WHAT IF... but I have to ask the better question: WHEN!?
Also, if we did a double layer, could we chose the color of both layers? So say someone wanted "apple green" and "chocolate." So they had a hammock that could be stealth friendly or viewer friendly? And what about options for ridge-line etc?
NCPatrick
02-15-2012, 08:23
This seems to be a great WHAT IF... but I have to ask the better question: WHEN!?
Also, if we did a double layer, could we chose the color of both layers? So say someone wanted "apple green" and "chocolate." So they had a hammock that could be stealth friendly or viewer friendly? And what about options for ridge-line etc?
Nice suggestion about ridgeline options... :thumbup1:
PapaSmurf
02-15-2012, 08:37
Also, if we did a double layer, could we chose the color of both layers? So say someone wanted "apple green" and "chocolate." So they had a hammock that could be stealth friendly or viewer friendly? And what about options for ridge-line etc?
Yes, and I will hum "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce..." while I build it. :lol:
Yes. ridgelines, whoopies, straps, etc.
What if.....you could ship overseas?
Yes, that's the plan. I'm still troubleshooting the USPS calculated rates, but once that's figured out, overseas is not a problem.
How much does the 90" wide hammock weigh? Thats some massively wide hammock. One could lay at 90° to the suspension if they wanted and have room to spare.
The double layer 90" I built the other day weighed around 61 oz. in the stuff sack.
I'm guessing a single would be around 32ish?.
Oh PapaSmurf, a Dangerbird in Burgundy and Champagne :) :) :), now that sounds so nice. :) The Champagne goes with my Avatar. LOL....
PapaSmurf
02-15-2012, 08:52
Oh PapaSmurf, a Dangerbird in Burgundy and Champagne :) :) :), now that sounds so nice. :) The Champagne goes with my Avatar. LOL....
There's a Burgundy DangerBird scheduled to arrive at someone's house today. Maybe they'll share some thoughts and photos.
The burgundy is one the colors has that shiny 2 color glowy look that kinda changes shades depending on viewing angle. I don't know how else to describe it. Did that sentence make any sense at all?
LOL, yes PapaSmurf it made sense. I'd love to see pics of the one you sent out, and hear their views on it. I know they love it though. I will be getting ready to get one soon. :)
RedBeardHanger
02-15-2012, 09:02
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Tacky Hiker
02-15-2012, 11:05
Where do I sign? Let me know when you are taking orders. Im in!!
PapaSmurf
02-15-2012, 17:13
LOL, yes PapaSmurf it made sense. I'd love to see pics of the one you sent out, and hear their views on it. I know they love it though. I will be getting ready to get one soon. :)
I didn't get ant photos of this one. I've been real bad about that lately.
Born_Old
02-15-2012, 23:43
I will begin acquiring the funds right now...
BTW anyone need a lightly used kidney or 1/4 of a liver?
I'm sure the hammock would be a nice place to recover in :D
OutandBack
02-16-2012, 00:07
I didn't get ant photos of this one. I've been real bad about that lately.
Congrats on opening your new website/store PapaSmurf.
I look forward to checking out your new site. We do need picts though.
I'll keep hitting the banner ad in the upper right hand corner
I'm sure very soon it will take me to Smurfland.