I'm gonna find me some female bear pheromones and spray his hammock. I'd rather be a piñata than a sex doll! LOL!!! :D
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I'm gonna find me some female bear pheromones and spray his hammock. I'd rather be a piñata than a sex doll! LOL!!! :D
We never said that doesn't count. If you fall you fall.
My dog will eat it first. Unless I smell it, then I will fight him for it. Make sure it is the spicy kind, I like it the most.
You carry bear "sex juice" on the trail and I'll make sure you get a humiliating trail name.
I wonder if all the big foot sightings could just be a big woman who has been on the trail for too long?
- JT