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  1. Awesome idea. If my Kevlars ever start to wear...

    Awesome idea. If my Kevlars ever start to wear I'll pick some up.

    And thanks all for the fun on the forum. I've just had a run in with a post that was not on topic (nothing offensive) and so I...
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    Glad to help

    Sorry, I think I went off topic.
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    Anyway, the

    Anyway, the
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    I'm kind of scared to Google 'Dutch Mail Order...

    I'm kind of scared to Google 'Dutch Mail Order Bride.' Especially from my work computer. But heck, searching 'Fleas, Flyz, + itching to get' just brought up a bunch of Penecilin sites. Does this mean...
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    Wait, I'm not even engaged. Incredible.

    Wait, I'm not even engaged. Incredible.
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    And now I just got a call from my wife saying...

    And now I just got a call from my wife saying there is a package for me at home that arrived two weeks ago from Pennsylvania.
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    Hmm just got an email that was sent at 11:53; ...

    Hmm just got an email that was sent at 11:53;

    "132673

    Your order 43684 has shipped and the tracking information is below. Thank you for your business!

    Shipped on 6/27/2016 using USPS First...
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    How could he know? I'm a little skeptical. Just...

    How could he know? I'm a little skeptical. Just to prove him wrong, I'm going to order some hookworms. And some Lawson's reflective cord. And maybe a titanium whistle to boot. Bet he didn't know I...
  9. And when Dutch flexes his abs and pecs the Flyz...

    And when Dutch flexes his abs and pecs the Flyz and Fleaz and Stingerz look like they're dancing. Or swarming. Or whatever it is bugs do on a Friday night after a few beverages.
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    For cheap I would go with uncontinuos rl unless...

    For cheap I would go with uncontinuos rl unless you have a specific need for the crl. Simply tie some Zingit to both ends and use a couple Flyz. Cheap and easy. Just my opinion.
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    Remember that crutch leaner rhymes with Dutch...

    Remember that crutch leaner rhymes with Dutch Biner.
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    Just a thought, is there really a "Professor...

    Just a thought, is there really a "Professor Hammock Talk Radio"? Looks like Grizz used to be a real DJ. Maybe something I could do. I have a face made for radio, a voice well suited for Mime, and...
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    How about my real smart skinny brother who got...

    How about my real smart skinny brother who got mad when the hospital gave him unmatched crutches. He was...

    A touch keener, much meaner, crutch leaner who was such leaner than me.
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    Oh wow. Just wow. The acting was flawless, the...

    Oh wow. Just wow. The acting was flawless, the plot an amazing roller-coaster of dynamic peaks and emotionally moving twists, the soundtrack a no-brainer for an Oscar, the editing, even the animal...
  15. Ahhhhh! Another thing I must have. I tied...

    Ahhhhh! Another thing I must have.

    I tied some shock cord to my most recently read book, and the other end I made as a leash for my hand. Kept me from accidentally dropping it. Oh yeah, and the...
  16. My big concern is that a second site means a...

    My big concern is that a second site means a possible second addiction. Like offering a first cigarette to an alcoholic.

    I think diversifying makes good sense. I bet there are lots of tent people...
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    It's those darn Canadian owls again. Hoo Knoo?

    It's those darn Canadian owls again.

    Hoo Knoo?
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    I paid $100 for my Snipe (a very similar hammock)...

    I paid $100 for my Snipe (a very similar hammock) with 2 color options and only 1 fabric option. For $42, a crafted, lightweight, instantly shipped, hammock with stuff sack by Dutch is one of the...
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    I have a number of complaints about Dutchware. ...

    I have a number of complaints about Dutchware.

    1. After buying over 100 items from Dutch I only had 1 problem and then he didn't give me enough time to get angry about it because he just promised...
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    I don't know of any but 2QZQ do lots of work with...

    I don't know of any but 2QZQ do lots of work with bugnet zipper mods and do custom work. If they do please share pics.

    2qzqhammockhanger.com
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    [QUOTE=brutalguyracing;1626528]I have mine like...

    [QUOTE=brutalguyracing;1626528]I have mine like this
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160511/ca250d9759fa78d78785fd48dc0328fb.jpg


    Tripwire works awesome in this setup. Your lines don't get so...
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    https://hammockforums.net/forum/showthread.php/106...

    https://hammockforums.net/forum/showthread.php/106198-Fun-with-Fleaz-(Making-Your-Dutch-Bling-Stretch)?highlight=fleazco

    The sad reality is it is very easy to become attached to Fleaz. The real...
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    Spaghet-Ti Al Dente

    Spaghet-Ti Al Dente
  24. Hmm, Dutch Carribiners. Or Dutch Bahammocks. ...

    Hmm, Dutch Carribiners.

    Or Dutch Bahammocks.

    We may have to 'resort' to sleeping outdoors.
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    Dutch sells food now. Are you sure it wasn't one...

    Dutch sells food now. Are you sure it wasn't one of his long pasta noodles with the tinfoil still attached? Those can bend almost as easily as titanium.

    New food item.... spaghet-ti.

    ...humor...
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    And it's PayPal charging the extra 2.5 cents for...

    And it's PayPal charging the extra 2.5 cents for exchange, not Dutch. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Dutch had Amsteeled himself to the front doors of PayPal and threatened to yodel a medley of...
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    Tom, you are root beer out my nose funny! Great...

    Tom, you are root beer out my nose funny! Great wit. Thanks for the chuckles.
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    I'd be fine with the wall, Dave. One on the 49th,...

    I'd be fine with the wall, Dave. One on the 49th, one along the 30th, one along each coast, then fill er up with water and I can finally float my boat. And even better, we can sell our water to our...
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    Prepare to be Boarded

    Arrr! Captain Andy here, one of the last of the great Saskatchewan Prairie Pirates.

    The Canadian dollar has just traded above 80 cents (it was 69 in January). That means Dutchware gear will cost...
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    15% Problem is we do it in Canadian dollars...

    15%

    Problem is we do it in Canadian dollars which they often mistake for Monopoly money and throw out.

    And any who previously could afford a decent tip are now broke thanks to buying up all the...
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    Brilliant, Tom! I remember the guy. First time...

    Brilliant, Tom!

    I remember the guy. First time I saw him he was walking through Moosejaw with a brown paper bag. I asked him what was in it and he said, "Got a bottle of whiskey for my wife." I...
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    He had a bad toothache and went to the dentist? I...

    He had a bad toothache and went to the dentist? I hope everything came out all right.
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    And Justin time! (Somewhere in Northern...

    And Justin time!

    (Somewhere in Northern Manitoba, an RCMP officer is laughing so hard he just snorted root beer out his nose). And Theodore is looking through his man-bag for his cell phone to...
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    A Canadian, a blonde, a penguin and a politician...

    A Canadian, a blonde, a penguin and a politician walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Is this some kind of a joke?"

    See, the crux of the joke swings on the existence of a penguin in the...
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    Ever since the great Canadian Comedy Moratorium...

    Ever since the great Canadian Comedy Moratorium of '92 there has been a shortage of good Canadian jokes around here. Very troubling. Definitely no laughing matter.
  36. If you're thinking of a hammock for two (I agree...

    If you're thinking of a hammock for two (I agree it doesn't really exist though my wife and I can hang out in an 11' for short stints comfortably) I would recommend you consider the double Whoopie...
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    No, what he did is exchange our 11' hammocks for...

    No, what he did is exchange our 11' hammocks for 10' ones based on the value of the Canadian dollar and so now our bodies ache as we experience not a Canadian Trade embargo, but.....

    Wait for...
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    If you look at the upcoming draft the top 4 will...

    If you look at the upcoming draft the top 4 will likely by from away. Sadness, sorrow and despair! I'll have to spend a few extra nights in my Dutch hammock just to get through the misery. Maybe pull...
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    Very Funny

    Is this a subtle poke at the fact that not a single Canadian team made the playoffs? Ouch.

    On the other hand, Dutch's orders arriving three days later means my order won't arrive until yesterday....
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    Better yet, at the next Tool concert they could...

    Better yet, at the next Tool concert they could do a special seat package where they give each buyer a new Dutch hammock and let them hang it from the stage scaffolding. Heck there were the Grateful...
  41. No need to line up for Canadians. See, Dutch is...

    No need to line up for Canadians. See, Dutch is such a nice guy that he sends new products out two weeks earlier to Canada so that we can get it at the same time as the US customers. So when Dutch...
  42. I haven't been this excited since the last time a...

    I haven't been this excited since the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup.

    Are there going to be lineups out front like when Wii consoles went on sale?
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    126590Seems to me the SRL should have been set to...

    126590Seems to me the SRL should have been set to the right length in the shop. If you find it too loose for your liking I recommend just clipping a small carabiner to it ind then doing a few wraps...
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    I don't think Dutch has ever tried to compete. He...

    I don't think Dutch has ever tried to compete. He simply has a brilliant mind and a passion for the craft. I quite admire him for his Win-win approach to the industry. It's the difference between a...
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    I'll take the first 999. In maple leaf red. Heck...

    I'll take the first 999. In maple leaf red. Heck the dollars a little higher, make it an even 1000.
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    I use a lighter and hold the flame kind of close....

    I use a lighter and hold the flame kind of close. They usually back right away. Wait, sorry, that's ticks. For Fleaz I just pull a little harder, but I'm definitely going to try Dutch's method.
    ...
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    You've heard of predictive text? Dutch's new site...

    You've heard of predictive text? Dutch's new site will have predictive purchases. You just click on the site and it will know automatically what you want to order. He's also making it possible to...
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    Sorry, my bad. I was ordering 5,000 pounds of...

    Sorry, my bad.

    I was ordering 5,000 pounds of down for the parkas I'm sewing for my in-laws in the Yukon. I think I mis-typed "Dutch down is awesome" to read "Dutch is down." And then the page...
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    Can someone explain 'ermahgerd'? It seems to...

    Can someone explain 'ermahgerd'?

    It seems to sound like "I am going to Get" spoken while one is simultaneously swallowing a slug. Am I right?
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    Hmmmm�� I think it's Dutch's new hammock...

    Hmmmm��
    I think it's Dutch's new hammock offering but that he's strategically hiding it on his website so us Canadians don't know and end up buying them all up.

    Probably some cool name like the...
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