hahah stick to that story buddy. You'll be juuuuust fine.
I am completely unfamiliar with the place, but is there a way you could map quest it and get the aerial images of the place? Just a suggestion. Have fun, and hopefully they will let ya use the hammock.
"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy." -D'Signore's, Tide Mill Farm, Edmunds, Maine.