Originally Posted by Rob3E
I thought it was Mary who went blind on Little House.
What, they blinded Mary!
See how traumatic that was, I transferred Mary's pain to her younger sibling. Next thing you're going to tell me the Waltons were just characters acting as family members and not a real family.
Or that Dutch is actually an American, and not merely a traditional Nederlander who spends his days studying the art of Van Gogh and Rembrandt and his nights going door to door carrying a paper lantern. Or that unlike the guy in the videos who is so easy on the eyes, Dutch is actually an unemployed grandmother in Tampa who is dumping foreign made hardware fasteners as specialty items to subsidize her expensive gambling addiction.